Dear Yaoi Fangirl I Know:

I am straight. Leave me alone.

I do not like your fandom thing. I do not like straight porn so guess what I think about gay porn? Same thing. I do not like you "shannon-ai" or whatever it is either. I am not a homophobe; I just don't like it. So I don't want to see your little yaoi/gay love pictures. It bothers me. I'm sure if someone was making pictures involving say rape or beastiality you would not want to see those and would be uncomfortable. That's how I feel when you show me your yaoi crap. Not that homosexuality is just like beastiality or rape, because it's not. I just find it mildly disturbing to see, particularly in picture form. It does not turn me on at all. I am not a homophobe because of this. You're homosexual? Be homosexual. I don't give shit. I would just rather not have gay porn or love shoved in my face. Again, leave me alone.
I have stated multiple times that I do not find yaoi "hot" or "sexy" or even mildly "cute". Yet, you seem to want to force it into my mind. I don't understand this. Maybe I should take the bible and start shoving verses in your face to. I am sure you, who has stated you don't believe in the bible, would absolutely love this. You know what, I think I'll do it at lunch, just as you do with your yaoi while I'm eating.
On that same subject, I would also prefer you not talk about sex or who looks like they rate what. I really don't care. I am not immature; I am not asexual. I just don't give a crap. I would rather concern myself with more important or at the very least less obscene manners. If you can't manage this, just sit somewhere else or find a new "friend".

Not so sincerely,
- Cheyenne